April 2010
“Do you remember what fearless felt like?”
—
No need for Radioactive Spiders.
Superpowers.
When I was little
I always wished to have them.
The classics of
Super strength
super speed
flying
invisibility.
Too bad
I always forgot
the saying of
be careful what you wish for.
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Jon Stewart, I now understand why my mom loves you.
A day with Julia
- [during lunch]
- Me: *I offer Julia some grapes*
- Julia: *looks inside* Do these have nuts?
- Me: ....those are grapes Julia......
- Me: *laughs. and laughs. and laughs*
- Julia: I MEANT SEEDS! DO THESE HAVE SEEDS!
- Me: *laughs even harder.*
“Optimists see the glass as half-full, pessimists as half-empty, I on the other hand, am just wondering who the hell touched my glass of water.”
—
“Your only as loud as the noises you make. Cause silence is violence” - Ani diFranco”
—
Think about things before you do them - but don’t forget your spontaneity!
Skydiving
You don’t fall slowly
not a gentle descent.
It’s more like
being pushed off
a moving plane
without the promise
of a parachute
to save you.
The wind slaps you
around and
guides you to
land in
the arms
of the
one you
fell for.
